“Close to 0 available seats. Passengers entering, no reaction from the passengers with bags on the seats.”
“Trying to watch a movie on the airplane.”
“Someone blocking the aisle so they can have their own section”
“My loom before and after the art teacher ’helped’ me.”
“He parked like this and went on vacation.”
“Wants to record the whole flight from the middle seat.”
“My hotel made the walls of the bathroom fully transparent...”
“Housemate’s dog got into my 6 hour Butter Chicken. No dinner for me tonight.”
“Stood during the entire concert, even when absolutely nobody else was standing.”
“I work at a movie theatre and this is a regular occurrence...”
“Key broke off inside the lock to a very important work door. Wonder how much trouble I am in.”
“My girlfriend will cut off the stuffed crust and leave the rest for someone else.”
“After months of saving money for a new guitar, all that money will have to be spent on a new pair of glasses instead.”
“Just done my business. *Someone* left this.”
#2. Ask her nicely to mover her hair. If she refuses “accidentally” pull the shit out of it when you get up to go to the bathroom.
#3. If there are plenty of seats,who cares. If not, push through.
#5. Key it.
#6. Tell him to stop. If he doesn’t a sharp elbow to the ribs should do it.
#9. Tell her to sit down.
#12. Break up with her. She’s selfish.
#14. That’s on you. Always check before you sit.
#16. Key it.
#26. What’s the problem?
#30. Key it.
#36. Tell her to get down. Then tell her boss.
These are actually annoying.