15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

Posted by Izismile Staff in Pictures   22 May 2009   / 61890 views
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Many men are convinced that they are much more intelligent than women. I wouldn’t be so sure at their place.
Even among men, there are those who don’t think of their lives or simply are not being careful.
And it happens because they do not think with their head. Here are some vivid examples.


15. Climbing The Corporate Death Ladder
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Hmmm. You know, this would be a lot easier if I had a third ladder."

14. Manscaping...Highway Style
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Who needs a truck? Real men drive sedans."

13. Lattice Suprise You
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Let me check. Yep. I can see through that."

12. Ax Murderer
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Should I move my truck before we cut this down? Nah. Maybe it will fall close to it and we won't have to carry this damn tree so far."

11. Don't Try This At Home...Or At Work
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Dude, I got an idea. Why don't you just take your tractor and lift me up in this here scaffolding? We'll be able to see the whole Nascar race and we won't even have to buy a ticket!"

10. Kids Will Kill You
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"I'd do anything for my kids. I'd die for them if I had to."

9. Triple Threat
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Just one more paint can and I'll be right where I need to be." Yeah, in the afterlife.

8. Getting A-head In School
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Kevin. You could have just turned around to cheat. You didn't have to go through all this."

7. Friends Are Forever...We Think
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Don't let go. Hold me! Hold me! Wait. This doesn't look or sound gay, does it?"

6. Death...Hook, Line, And Sinker
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Wanda, I ain't gettin out of this boat until you PROMISE me I can go fishing."

5. Car Trouble
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"Jack? I don't think cars come with a Jack dummy. Huh? In the trunk? What do you mean trunk? Of course I drive a trunk. I'm not an idiot."

4. The Road Less Taken
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"You can make that Harry. Just go as fast as you can. I saw this in a movie once. It will totally work."

3. Needle In A Haystack...Big Ol Deadly Needle
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"What? Why would we stack them out and not up? If we stack them out, then where will I park my truck? You're an idiot."

2. Gettin Hammered
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"I promise I won't hit you in the head. My aim is...aaaaaaaaaah!"

1. Nin-Com-Puters
15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)
"We don't need a rope. We're only going 40 miles anyway."

[via thesinglething.com]




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Comments (17):

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n_tongue
quote | 22 May 2009 07:15 | lolipop (user's comments: 2101)    

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boys will be boys n_wink
quote | 22 May 2009 13:45 | Brutalny (user's comments: 0)    

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Lmfao
quote | 22 May 2009 16:46 | nat (user's comments: 1438)    

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girl_witch
quote | 22 May 2009 17:20 | borsuk (user's comments: 0)    

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dance4
quote | 22 May 2009 21:10 | himes (user's comments: 1837)    

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n_sm_19
quote | 22 May 2009 23:11 | Koolnuz (user's comments: 28)    

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ha ha ha ha...
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
quote | 23 May 2009 00:55 | Tarzan (user's comments: 1817)    

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elvis elvis elvis elvis
I don't speak English so excuse my posts....I'll try to write as well as I can.
quote | 23 May 2009 01:14 | capa76 (user's comments: 3142)    

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girls are resone too
quote | 23 May 2009 09:29 | maxmemmo (user's comments: 121)    

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35 35 35 35 n_sm_19 n_sm_19
quote | 23 May 2009 14:36 | struky (user's comments: 295)    

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ok music ok ok
quote | 30 May 2009 16:32 | anita (user's comments: 0)    

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this explains a lot! n_smile
quote | 31 May 2009 00:20 | faith.b (user's comments: 0)    

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haha lol ok well name 5 famous female scientists on the spot...

Point proven-_-

besides you're just jelous cos we do cool stuff. the height of female excitement is..OMG@.@ SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote | 31 May 2009 01:17 | RUSTY (user's comments: 0)    

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Rusty, if the height of your female's excitement is 'OMG SHOES!!', you might want to keep it to yourself. Or give her my number.
quote | 1 Jun 2009 23:25 | Cliff (user's comments: 0)    

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RUSTY,
Guess why there are no so many female scientists? Cuz u want women bring ur kids up, cook for you clean for you and even work. And what u do except for drinking beer and watching football huh?
If i didn't do that all shit at my family i'd discover something too! WhiteVoid_1
quote | 9 Jun 2009 16:47 | name (user's comments: 0)    

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n_wassat Koshechka_11
quote | 13 Sep 2009 18:17 | hi (user's comments: 0)    

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All guys are is a dick
and a pair of balls Women have ass tits pussy waits and can do more things with them that guys can
quote | 20 Feb 2010 22:19 | Kelsey (user's comments: 0)    

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