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15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

Posted in Pictures   22 May 2009   / 85556 views

Many men are convinced that they are much more intelligent than women. I wouldn’t be so sure at their place.
Even among men, there are those who don’t think of their lives or simply are not being careful.
And it happens because they do not think with their head. Here are some vivid examples.


15. Climbing The Corporate Death Ladder
1 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"Hmmm. You know, this would be a lot easier if I had a third ladder."

14. Manscaping...Highway Style
2 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"Who needs a truck? Real men drive sedans."

13. Lattice Suprise You
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"Let me check. Yep. I can see through that."

12. Ax Murderer
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"Should I move my truck before we cut this down? Nah. Maybe it will fall close to it and we won't have to carry this damn tree so far."

11. Don't Try This At Home...Or At Work
5 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"Dude, I got an idea. Why don't you just take your tractor and lift me up in this here scaffolding? We'll be able to see the whole Nascar race and we won't even have to buy a ticket!"

10. Kids Will Kill You
6 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"I'd do anything for my kids. I'd die for them if I had to."

9. Triple Threat
7 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"Just one more paint can and I'll be right where I need to be." Yeah, in the afterlife.

8. Getting A-head In School
8 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"Kevin. You could have just turned around to cheat. You didn't have to go through all this."

7. Friends Are Forever...We Think
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"Don't let go. Hold me! Hold me! Wait. This doesn't look or sound gay, does it?"

6. Death...Hook, Line, And Sinker
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"Wanda, I ain't gettin out of this boat until you PROMISE me I can go fishing."

5. Car Trouble
11 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"Jack? I don't think cars come with a Jack dummy. Huh? In the trunk? What do you mean trunk? Of course I drive a trunk. I'm not an idiot."

4. The Road Less Taken
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"You can make that Harry. Just go as fast as you can. I saw this in a movie once. It will totally work."

3. Needle In A Haystack...Big Ol Deadly Needle
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"What? Why would we stack them out and not up? If we stack them out, then where will I park my truck? You're an idiot."

2. Gettin Hammered
14 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"I promise I won't hit you in the head. My aim is...aaaaaaaaaah!"

1. Nin-Com-Puters
15 15 reasons why men die before women (15 photos)

"We don't need a rope. We're only going 40 miles anyway."

[via thesinglething.com]


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boys will be boys n_wink
       
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ha ha ha ha...
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       
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this explains a lot! n_smile
       
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RUSTY 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
haha lol ok well name 5 famous female scientists on the spot...

Point proven-_-

besides you're just jelous cos we do cool stuff. the height of female excitement is..OMG@.@ SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       
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Cliff 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Rusty, if the height of your female's excitement is 'OMG SHOES!!', you might want to keep it to yourself. Or give her my number.
       
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RUSTY,
Guess why there are no so many female scientists? Cuz u want women bring ur kids up, cook for you clean for you and even work. And what u do except for drinking beer and watching football huh?
If i didn't do that all shit at my family i'd discover something too! WhiteVoid_1
       
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men do more risky works as compared to woman thats why die before women and women are coward as compared to men.
       
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