A couple of robbers from America opens our mini hit parade of the most incredible fails of this week.
FAIL # 1 Well, burglars can be different. The stupid ones just wear hoods hoping that their faces won’t be seen on a security camera. Those who are smarter wear masks. Our guys here have surpassed all them at once. To conceal their faces so that no one could recognize them they... simply used a permanent marker pen to DRAW "masks" on their faces and tried to rob an apartment. Naturally, they were found and arrested very quickly. What a bunch of idiots )))
FAIL # 2 On the second place of our hit parade is a woman who... no you'll never guess what she did. She managed to swallow an entire canteen of cutlery. Doctors removed 78 forks and spoons one by one. The woman was fine. I am speechless.
FAIL # 3 Imagine the feelings of a man who bought a new car a few days ago and now is standing and looking it drowning. It's terrible. Here is the story. The driver of the new VW Polo was driving on the streets of one South African town, suddenly the car went under the ground and began to drown. It turned out that at this place, a water pipe broke and a powerful stream of water washed away the soil under the asphalt. The driver was not injured. Just a bad luck.