Parents are dumb. Why would you hand your little one to a stranger in a Santa suit?
I got my stitches stitched, I got my fixes fixed, In my aching head, I got my kisses slit. Our gossip lips stuttered every word I said, I said, I got your love letters, corrected the grammar and sent them back. It's true romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head.
I love how some of the santas aren't really that creepy but the poor kids are scared to death of santa even though santa's supposed to be this good guy, right? And then there's the santas with bad costumes that end up making "Santa" look creepy , there's the just-naturally-creepy-all-by-themselves Santas (even if they don't mean to be/know they are) , and lastly...one or two Santas that have a "Yeah, I'm stuck here in a Santa suit. No, I will not pretend to be jolly." sort of look on their face.
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Show all commentsyeah, black santa, me likey
In my aching head, I got my kisses slit.
Our gossip lips stuttered every word I said, I said,
I got your love letters, corrected the grammar and sent them back.
It's true romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head.
The black santa was the best!!!!
africanamerican santa