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Uncanny Factoid: Help Facebook! I wanna get married!

Posted in Random » Uncanny factoid   18 Feb 2011   / 4252 views

When you can’t bring your man to heel and make him marry you what do you do? You open a Facebook account of course!

 

At least that is what Kelly Coxhead, who is at the end of her rope, is being forced to do. Kelly has been waiting ten years for her marriage vows.

 

Her unromantic fiancé Paul Mappelthorpe told Kelly that she needs to come up with one million names in her gropu or she can forget the marriage; oh did we mention that Kelly has a deadline? She has to have these 1 million collected by 11/11/11. Paul states that he must be on the right track since her dad hasn’t joined her group yet.

 

Learn Something Fun: A marriage ceremony typically ends with a kiss because in ancient Rome, a kiss was a legal bond that sealed contracts, and marriage was seen as a contract







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samdude 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
wow that guy sounds like a douche.
       
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Biliou 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
WTF, they want the group to have as many people as Porsche's group, OMG where is the hummanity heading jajajajaja
       
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JJ 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Really?! WTF?.. She needs to wake up, if she need that to help get that guy to marry her, then the marriage isn't going to last... Even if she did come up with that number, he will find another way out...
       
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incognito562 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
ugly anyways
       
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lolzz 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
haha stupid people
       
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severe_009 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I dunno, maybe the girl didn't get what the man means... It means NO!
Challenge breeds excellence...
       
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my name 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
she should have made a group called: Permit naked photos on facebook

and after 1 million members, change the group name to hel me marry or whats it called now
       
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IziApryl 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I have a feeling we will soon see him with a group for NOT getting married...:)
       
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panzer 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
dude awarded loser of the year award.
       
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Mark Adler 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
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RT 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
why does she need a guy who puts a condition before marriage?
       
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KLPD2000 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Forget the facebook account and get rid of the louser! time to move on
       














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