look at this fucking seagull

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When the teacher says you can choose your own partners

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Have you ever walked into your room and you’re just so suddenly tired that you’re like, “Oh, the floor looks comfortable.”

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“Don’t move there’s something in your hair”

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You look pretty today

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That awkward moment when you think about your past and realize how fucking weird you were

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While im in the shower….

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That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore

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Someone’s been in my room

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When you dislike someone so much that their name angers you

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The new facebook picture viewing thing

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When someone spits while they’re talking, one drop always feels like…

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When people don’t use correct grammar

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Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.

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