look at this fucking seagull
When the teacher says you can choose your own partners
Have you ever walked into your room and you’re just so suddenly tired that you’re like, “Oh, the floor looks comfortable.”
“Don’t move there’s something in your hair”
You look pretty today
That awkward moment when you think about your past and realize how fucking weird you were
While im in the shower….
That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore
Someone’s been in my room
When you dislike someone so much that their name angers you
The new facebook picture viewing thing
When someone spits while they’re talking, one drop always feels like…
When people don’t use correct grammar
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.