We have talked about kids with Botox, the birthday gift for a 7 year old of bigger boobs, well now we can enroll our children at age 3 in pole dancing academy.

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Say what?!? Yup it’s true. Children at Little Spinners learn to pole dance beginning at age 3. Parents shell out 5 pounds per hour to teach their child the art of spinning on a pole.

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Another studio Trendy Monkey’s teaches to those under the age of 13. They can learn to hold their legs in a v shape as the slide down the pole.  One mother stated that her children love it, but it isn’t something that they announce at school. Gee I wonder why!

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People that are for the dance classes explain that it is a form of gymnastics and was originally a traditional Indian sport that was performed on a wooden pole.

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I’m afraid to see what might be coming next!

Learn Something Fun: While 40.2% of strippers do it as their only job, the rest have a day job, too.  And the most common one is . . . EDUCATION, at 14.2%.  That’s right . . . one in seven strippers is TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN.