When crisis strikes, you do what you have to do.

First of all, buy a packet of sunflower seeds.

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Go to the nearest place with a high concentration of pigeons. Throw the seeds on the ground.

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Wait till the greedy creatures approach your feet.

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Make an abrupt movement and grab the youngest and the gentlest one.

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Or the fattest one. A pigeon is an exceptionally dull bird, so you can catch up to 3 pigeons in one place.

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Pluck them.

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Marinate the bodies either in vinegar, mayonnaise and spices, or, if the crisis is not so bad, in wine for at least one day, otherwise the meat will be tough!

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Bake for an hour on a baking sheet covered with the foil. 10 minutes before the end, remove the foil and turn on the upper grill. Decorate the dish with greens and potatoes.

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