When crisis strikes, you do what you have to do.
First of all, buy a packet of sunflower seeds.
Go to the nearest place with a high concentration of pigeons. Throw the seeds on the ground.
Wait till the greedy creatures approach your feet.
Make an abrupt movement and grab the youngest and the gentlest one.
Or the fattest one. A pigeon is an exceptionally dull bird, so you can catch up to 3 pigeons in one place.
Marinate the bodies either in vinegar, mayonnaise and spices, or, if the crisis is not so bad, in wine for at least one day, otherwise the meat will be tough!
Bake for an hour on a baking sheet covered with the foil. 10 minutes before the end, remove the foil and turn on the upper grill. Decorate the dish with greens and potatoes.