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Preparing for a Job Interview (9 pics)

Posted in Picdumps » Funny   12 Dec 2011   / 19753 views

Some "Dos" and "Don’ts" you might like to consider before applying for a job. Good luck!

 







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KILLUALL 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
correct me if I am wrong...but this seems to be a clear WIN for the guy on the right... he didn't spend money and any effort...but the result is the same... #8
       
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AnnaMolly 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Yep Killuall. That's the point.
       
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Mr. Ree 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
If you're a good looking female, wear a low cut blouse and a push up bra. Offer the interviewer a blowjob.
You still won't get the job, but you'll make another person happy.
       
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BillMurray 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
In this case, yes, the guy from the right won.
But the truth is that in real world u need to think about your self as a Merchandise. Than say what the customer wants to hear. like:
I'm dynamic, dedicated, organized, focused, agile, versatile, flexible, proactive, creative, decisive, communicative, commited, extroverted... But I'm not conceited... I contribute to the botton-line, I'm adaptable to change, result-oriented and a team player. I have leadership and interpersonal skills, and aways mantein a positive outlook. Throughout my carrer, I aways sought to devide responsabilities, subtracting the diferences, and adding eforts to amplify the results. I love to face challenges, take risks and archive goals. My greatests quality is strong work ethics and pofissionalism. My weakness is being a perfectionist.
       
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orendadude 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Perfectionist and I talk too much...lol-just joking, not hating
I have no problem with God,
It's his fan club I can't stand!!
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
have not look for a job in 30 years
http://www.facebook.com/goodstuff4u
       
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klunkr 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
They were both being interviewed for McDonalds.
eat. sleep. program.
       
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mm 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
When I was my first week on try-out in a delivery firm, I crashed the truck and it rolled over. Boss was with me. His orange juice spilled all over him and we had to crawl out from windshield hole (windshield flew away during crash) and wait 30 minutes for tow truck to come. In winter. I got the job. Go figure.
       
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Tarzan 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Good Luck
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       














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