correct me if I am wrong...but this seems to be a clear WIN for the guy on the right... he didn't spend money and any effort...but the result is the same... #8

Yep Killuall. That's the point.

If you're a good looking female, wear a low cut blouse and a push up bra. Offer the interviewer a blowjob.
You still won't get the job, but you'll make another person happy.

In this case, yes, the guy from the right won.
But the truth is that in real world u need to think about your self as a Merchandise. Than say what the customer wants to hear. like:
I'm dynamic, dedicated, organized, focused, agile, versatile, flexible, proactive, creative, decisive, communicative, commited, extroverted... But I'm not conceited... I contribute to the botton-line, I'm adaptable to change, result-oriented and a team player. I have leadership and interpersonal skills, and aways mantein a positive outlook. Throughout my carrer, I aways sought to devide responsabilities, subtracting the diferences, and adding eforts to amplify the results. I love to face challenges, take risks and archive goals. My greatests quality is strong work ethics and pofissionalism. My weakness is being a perfectionist.

Perfectionist and I talk too much...lol-just joking, not hating

have not look for a job in 30 years

They were both being interviewed for McDonalds.

When I was my first week on try-out in a delivery firm, I crashed the truck and it rolled over. Boss was with me. His orange juice spilled all over him and we had to crawl out from windshield hole (windshield flew away during crash) and wait 30 minutes for tow truck to come. In winter. I got the job. Go figure.

Good Luck