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Your Weapon of Choice for Zombie Apocalypse

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Your Weapon of Choice for Zombie Apocalypse





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zombiecat 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
ARGH YOU MADE ME COUNT !!! FOR NOTHING !!
       
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zakzak 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i suppose i could string a rock song so the zombies would just bang their head open!
       
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japon 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
fcuk yeah.. katana sword
       
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Enter your name 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
34 pts FTW!
       
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Zombieseller 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
yes chainsaw !!!
       
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Enter your name 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
To be fair all the weapons will get you killed.
Guns are way too noisy so there will just be more and more zombies swarming you. Bladed weapons mean you have to get close, also have to pry your weapon lose from the skull in the worst case. Chainsaw and tank? Good luck with finding gas. Also noise.
The best weapons (especially if you get lots of training before) would probably be silent and long ranged: bows, crossbows, slingshots...
       
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tdr 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i has a tank :))
       
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L_A_L_I_90 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
xbox controller, maybe i can control the zombies with it
       
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mm 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Laptop. I could use it to keep a survivor diary at youtube.
       
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zombies killa 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
18 pts... Sniper rifle o/
       
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Mr. Ree 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I get a sword - c'mon, you stinky dead bastards!
       
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gen 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i got a MAchete.....
       
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Moctesuma 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Laptop.....
       
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Narcotics 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I GOT AN SPAS 12 Gauge ! i can hop in the crowd to clear them nicely! xD or i can shoot my girlfriend cause she's infected LOL
       
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jaseuk 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Well i just wasted my time on this
       
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Chavarock 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
YEAH I HAVE A TANK
       
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Hmmm 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I got a fucking teddy bear... Sigh. At least it will keep me company while I wait to have my head split open and feasted upon.
       
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Knaxia 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
AK47 ... I can live with that :)
       
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Daoodax 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Damn I have a fucking potato !!
       
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Tarzan 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
too long.. dont have time for this game
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich :)
       
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NM 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
String tied to Nokia = deadliest weapon on the list.
       
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NemmyK 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Nun-chucks. Hmm. Bad weapon. I'd have to be in close to get them to be any sort of effective.
       
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neikere 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
yes!!!! i get nutella

eat it before the monsters get it
       
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Gatzilla 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I get zombie head. YEAH smash zombie head with zombie head!!!
Some people are stupid, some people are born stupid.
       
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Alex Black 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Why isn't Chuck-fucking-Norris on the list? Deadliest zombie killer in the book.
       
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orendadude 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Use a nuke...takes out zombies and muslims at the same time!! More efficient.
I have no problem with God,
It's his fan club I can't stand!!
       
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Stage 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
The Ak's mine assholes :P
       
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Michel 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
What am I going to do with a potato?!? Can't even kill myself!
       
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Plants 4 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I got the roses AHAHAH.

Anyone for PLANTS vs ZOMBIES? :P
       














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