That’s what happened when a guy decided to invite a girl to the Prom night. His comments are after the jump.
"The plan was to park this baby in front of the school and wait for her to come out. She asked for me to ask her in a non-embarassing, non-public way. Oops..."
"A crowd started to form after parking out front..."
"She was reluctant to come aboard."
"Me, making a fool of myself and singing Danke Schoen."
"SHE SAID YES!"
"...aaaaaaaaand on the way home I stood up and proceeded to be smacked by a tree. I spent 2 hours in the ER getting my neck glued together. Don't stand up on buses, yo."