Unfortunately, there are still too many people in this world that do the following things, and it’s time to put a stop to it.
People who comment on every preview at the movies
The guy who forces himself into a crowded elevator
Men who carry little dogs
Men who wear Uggs
People who still leave voicemail
People who ask if you've seen their Facebook status
People who still forward chain emails
People who laugh at their own jokes
People who humble brag
Tourists who stand in front of the subway entrance
People who drive slow in the left lane
People who stand on the left side of the escalator
People who walk too slow on the sidewalk
People who still have ringback tones
People who still listen to Nickelback
People who sing even though they don't know the words
People who hum
People who lean in too close while talking
Girls who duck face
Couples who display excessive PDA
Couples who call each other "babe"
Couples who sit on each other's lap
People who always respond with "I knew that"
People who start every sentence with "actually"
Parents who've discovered a new method of parenting
Parents who let their kids dress themselves
Parents who put their kids on a leash
People who are on their phone while ordering fast food
People who quote Sylvia Plath
People who abuse emoticons
People who "hug it out"
People who overshare
People who make a long story short way after the story went too long
People who talk over you
People who always try to one up you
People who eat entire meals on the subway
People who skip on a group bill
People who make you take off your shoes at a house party
People who are on a cleanse