The following funny ideas will surely make anyone who tries them appear mentally unstable.
Eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonaise jar
Drink gatorade out of a Windex bottle
Eat frosting out of a toothpaste tube
Drink strawberry milk out of a Pepto Bismol bottle
Drink water out of a vodka bottle
Eat Tics Tacs out of an Aspirin bottle
Eat white chocolate out of a deodorant stick
Drink grape juice out of a mouthwash bottle
Eat nutella out of a diaper
Drink apple juice out of a syrup bottle
Drink Kool-Aid out of an anti-freeze container
And be Tom Cruise
Be careful with this one, it's dangerous.