Bacon-Wrapped Scallops a.k.a. Adorable Tiny Treif Packets
Summer's over, nothing to see here.
G-d isn't sympathetic just because this fancy-ass BLT is made with pancetta, burrata, and arugula.
Judaism frowns at even the most silken bowl of shrimp and grits.
Yeah sorry, there's all kinds of crab meat up in this pasta.
Looks good right? It is rabbit ragu. Not OK.
This burger is made out of camel and to that G-d says "N O P E."
More rabbit. Forbidden. Move along.
Oh verboten pepperoni, how your edges are so lightly charred.
Crispy Bacon Oyster Garnish. What. Ever.
Hot dogs? Get real.
There's bacon in that.
The meatiest of crab cakes?! CURSES.
Totally out of the question.
This might not even look that good if you weren't so effing hungry.
Clam Chowder? Meh. Clam Chowder in a bread bowl? FML!!
As Leviticus says: "No fins, no scales, no go."
Yes, even if that calamari is fried.
You're not welcome here, beautiful beast of Maine.
The cruelest of pork roasts, no doubt.
Spoke too soon.
Root beer Pulled Pork. Whimper.
"Please refrain from splattering the Book of Life with mussel broth" -Deut. 14:9