Hocus Pocus Haters Be Warned! (32 pics + 8 gifs + 1 video)

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This 90s movie classic is a “must-watch” this Halloween.

 

Just in case you forgot...

Come little children and pop in the VHS or turn on ABC Family:

Silence the haters:

Give them a stare-down:

And watch the best Halloween movie of ALL TIME:

Now let's get cookin':

1. Because Sarah Jessica Parker has never had a better role than Sarah Sanderson:

2. Or Bette Midler as Winifred Sanderson:

3. Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:

4. And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:

5. How to be calm:

6. How to be beautiful:

7. And who "Ice" is:

8. Because of THE BURNING RAIN OF DEATH:

9. Because the movie had zombies before zombies were cool:

And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:

And made everyone want a cat.

10. Because even though the movie was hilarious:

11. Like, really funny:

12. And kind of terrifying:

13. It still makes you cry like a baby:

14. Because Thackery Binx is the BEST NAME EVER:

15. And because he's on NCIS now:

16. One word (or four): AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK:

17. Because Mary Sanderson was also the voice of Peggy Hill:

Not really related, but still MIND-BLOWING:

18. Because they said the movie's title in the MOVIE:

19. Because of Winifred's TEETH:

20. And the amazing make-up in the movie:

21. Beacuse everyone's first crush was Max Dennison...

Even if he was too cool to trick-or-treat:

22. Or their first crush was Sarah Sanderson:

Though, now it might be Dani:

23. And, finally, because of THIS:

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  1. Harmless
    The cast Sara Jessica Parker because she wouldn't need any makeup for the role. And if she's hot it's only in comparison.
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  2. trollalalala
    #17 That is NOT Mary Sanderson, that is Kathy Najimy.
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  3. Poops
    Hey jack wagon, Kathy Najimy's character's name is Mary Sanderson.
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  4. Ashy Baby
    I love this movie I grew up watching it every single Halloween still even now I watch it Halloween night all night long like I replay it again and again. In fact I have a beautiful black cat whose name it Thackery Binx and I have turned him in to a fat house cat who only chases mice for fun lol.

    oh and trollalalala yes but think for a second Mary Sanderson it was the Sanderson sisters who were brought back so while yes Kathy Najimy is the actress Mary Sanderson is the character she plays in Hocus Pocus.
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  5. Poops
    Settled, popping this one in the DVD player tonight. I love this movie.
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  6. Treasure
    Wow. I had no idea that zombies weren't cool before '93, considering the mot famous Zombie movies are from the 80's.

    I guess sometimes its just easier to say things, then have to think up facts about a stupid movie.
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  7. Lucky
    Its probey from ncis!!!
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