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Why Kids Are Really Tiny, Christmas Grinches (17 pics + 15 gifs)

Posted in Funny » Humor   10 Dec 2012   / 6672 views

We already know kids are stupid and the worst

But guess what?

Kids around Christmastime are ESPECIALLY AWFUL

First of all, they have NO SENSE OF WHAT TO ASK SANTA FOR

Then when they get their shit, THEY SCREAM

They're literally possessed

They're evil demons around presents

Careless, evil demons

They become EMPOWERED around Christmas

They get in the way of literally everything

They don't help hang decorations when you're obviously in peril

Oh, you're cutting down the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY

Oh, you're setting up the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY

Oh, you set up the tree?! LET ME GET IN THE WAY

ALWAYS. IN. THE. WAY

Also, they HATE SANTA

Like *HATE* him

They suck the joy out of every Christmas occasion

Every Christmas picture is basically this

Or this

They're afraid of friendly snowmen

They are functionally USELESS

DEPRESSING. TINY. GRINCHES

Hateful little trolls

Small, joyless animals

Living, breathing lumps of coal

They get all up in your way when you're trying to shop

They're weird

And stupid

And they can't walk in the snow

And they're the worst

Congratulations, kids. You're the reason Santa drinks



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funny post ! :DDD
       
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