We already know kids are stupid and the worst
But guess what?
Kids around Christmastime are ESPECIALLY AWFUL
First of all, they have NO SENSE OF WHAT TO ASK SANTA FOR
Then when they get their shit, THEY SCREAM
They're literally possessed
They're evil demons around presents
Careless, evil demons
They become EMPOWERED around Christmas
They get in the way of literally everything
They don't help hang decorations when you're obviously in peril
Oh, you're cutting down the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY
Oh, you're setting up the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY
Oh, you set up the tree?! LET ME GET IN THE WAY
ALWAYS. IN. THE. WAY
Also, they HATE SANTA
Like *HATE* him
They suck the joy out of every Christmas occasion
Every Christmas picture is basically this
Or this
They're afraid of friendly snowmen
They are functionally USELESS
DEPRESSING. TINY. GRINCHES
Hateful little trolls
Small, joyless animals
Living, breathing lumps of coal
They get all up in your way when you're trying to shop
They're weird
And stupid
And they can't walk in the snow
And they're the worst
Congratulations, kids. You're the reason Santa drinks
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