These stylin' roller skates
Or a fresh pair of Moon Shoes/shoes that will wreck your ankles
The best movie tie-in ever, the Talkboy
A robot dog that does flips, the Poo-chi
The hip alternative to the Game Boy
Or the original Game Boy
Or maybe the ORIGINAL MP3 player
Lazer Tag: the much less wet alternative to Super Soakers
Yak Baks
STREET SHARKS
Hot Shot Basketball
A whole bunch of sweet, sweet orange tapes
Or the original portable DVD player
The Rolls-Royce of two-wheeled vehicles
Or the Rolls-Royce of finger transportation
The board game with the best jingle ever
Quite possibly the most stressful game ever made
See-through phones
An oven that uses a lightbulb but still somehow makes delicious, EZ food
An Echo Mic
Tamagotchis, a fake pet that somehow still poops everywhere
An even faker pet that still poops everywhere, Digimon
Velcro Catch
THIS CASTLE
The future of art
Or just every art supply you ever need
Or just these strange, strange things
GAK
Or maybe Gak's strange, mutant cousin, Floam
Sky Dancers, a fun toy that will also knock out your eye
K'Nex...
Or Legos. Choose your own adventure
Zoo Books
Super Soakers
Any game with these guys in them
A brand-new sports car
Or a brand-new SUV
A fresh, new pack of crayons hot off the presses
Or a brand-spankin'-new pack of these bad boys
A sweet-smelling Koosh
The original digital camera
Fine trivia
A brand-new map
A Skip-It, because everyone needs the "ball and chain" experience
New kicks
Polly Pocket
Or Mighty Max
24-carat jelly jewelry
And a bunch of Beanie Babies, which will all definitely be worth thousands of dollars some day
One of these bad boys