We must find a solution to these troubling matters.
Muffins that stick to the wrapper:
When the thing doesn't go down far enough to get the last of the soap:
Slightly askew iPhone home buttons:
Vague Facebook statuses:
Remote controls that lose their back cover:
Inoperable pistachio nuts:
Vacuum cleaners that end on a curve:
Uneven sharpening:
USB drives that take up too much space:
YouTube country codes:
Failed soda opening attempts:
And failed bottle opening attempts:
How hard it is to draw one of these:
Poor sewer cover placement:
Botched pudding openings:
Awful watermarks:
People who leave their weights all over the place at the gym:
Horrible meat to bread ratios in a sandwich:
And flawed salsa to chip ratios:
Writing science papers in Microsoft Word:
When zippers gets caught on coats:
When an author's name is bigger than a book's title:
Uneven stove tops:
Capri-sun disasters:
You might want to look away for this last one... EMPTY PIZZA ROLLS: