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Reasons to be Proudly 'Merican (24 pics + 5 gifs)

Posted in Funny » Humor   17 Jan 2013   / 10043 views

Welcome to America.

Where the people are proud of who they are.

A land of resourceful inventors.

And close, loving families.

We love our food.

Like really, really love our food.

And food loves us.

It's a beautiful relationship.

We have a badass mascot.

And we've had a some pretty cool presidents.

Sure, our military might get a little overzealous.

And some of our citizens might be a little lazy.

Alright, very lazy.

OK, we get it.

And a few of us might be rude.

But we're the Ron Swanson of countries.

Some people think we're pretty goofy.

And sometimes we are.

But sometimes following your dreams looks a little crazy.

We've got some growing up to do, for sure.

But even Canada messes up from time to time.

So be proud to be an American.

But not too proud.

There's no reason to be pushy.

People already think we're too aggressive.

And too much of a good thing is annoying.

Unless you're this guy.

Or this guy.

God bless.

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Comments (11):

Belindellase 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
These post show the same thing: Americans are completely moron

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superazzer 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
... And your post shows us your literary skills are shocking.
Belindellase 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
superazzer, ...however, the result does not change !

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Mr. Ree 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Yeah, the USA is such a horrible place to live - that's why we have such a terrible illegal immigrants problem - it's such a shitty place that people are willing to die to live here...

stupid fucking whore...

Awwww...Don't like my comment?
Fuck off and die!!!!
Gallinazo 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
So you're so naive u think only "la crème de la crème" from Latin America emigrates to USA? LMFAO, just look at the scum that crosses the border: our society rejects, the lowest class uneducated ignorants, the real losers who failed here.
PCSinWV 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
The rest of the world is just jealous because we have all the food
Belindellase 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
You will die with too much food.

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Johny 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I live in a fucking "third world" country, but at least I'm not fat. Just saying.
Deal with it!
Fact: Without our food, most of Europe would be dead. The only European country that can feed its self is France.
Oh, and I've been to the UK and India. Stupid shit happens there all the time. America definitely doesn't have the monopoly on stupid, as much as liberal douche bag websites want you to believe that.
Johny 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I'm not even European, bird brain.. I'm from a country that can leave you dead if you don't tread carefully, and can castrate you the medieval way, literally.

Go figure and fuck yourself.
Deal with it!
Belindellase 5 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
speedswhitefurs, USA export food in Italy ???? LOL .... great shit !!!!!

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