This resume that is accidentally just a picture of Nic Cage:
This resume with a hidden hobby:
This resume from an actor who just finished a particularly challenging role:
This resume from the most confident candidate you've ever seen:
This resume from a non-native English speaker who's trying his best:
This resume from the most overqualified candidate out there:
This resume that cuts straight to the point:
This TOTALLY LEGIT letter of reference:
This particularly poetic resume:
This resume that YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE:
This resume honoring the late Tupac Shakur:
This resume from the person who accidentally created AIDS:
This resume from a real nefarious dude:
This resume that somehow escaped the fire:
This resume telling the story of Ricky Santangelo:
This reesoome from some1 totalee literit:
This resume that gives 0 f**ks:
This resume from a real go-getter:
This resume from a meticulous proofreader:
This resume that will make you want to quit your job and get back into the job hunt because it's so inspiring:
This charming, folksy, handwritten resume:
This resume from an experienced cock:
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or... let me know how trying to slip that rubbish past the brutal computer-assisted weed-out process and still get a job works out, you lovely hipsters, you.