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Your tattoos
Your clothes
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Why you’re living at home with them
The Stevens’ boy from down the street who is in law school now
That awful music you listen to
Your awful new haircut
Knowing the difference between Plain and Vanilla soy milk
When you make fun of what they say on Twitter:
Why you won’t just wear sensible Transitions™ lenses
Your major
Your goddamn Beanie Baby collection, do you know how much they spent on those stupid things
Why you blocked them on Facebook
Why anyone would pay $15/lb for coffee when there’s
Malware warnings
Hackers
Why you need to take so many selfies
Your boyfriend
Justin Bieber
The character limit in the “email to a friend” widget for articles about millennials they want to send to you
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