This foolproof security system.
This overenthusiastic sink.
This confused floor tile.
And this one.
This brand-conscious house.
These drawers that forgot their life’s purpose.
This driveway that will definitely absolutely kill you.
And this garage that you’ll never get to enter.
This tilted window.
All of these quasi-unusable toilets.
Known in some circles as “BFF urinals.”
That looks like a solid solution.
This unclosable door.
And this unopenable one.
This lofty perch.
This door that just wants to be a window.
This horror of horrors.
WHAT KIND OF SOCIOPATH WOULD DO THIS.
But when faced with your own decor nightmare, just remember: