This bright spark
This Jeremy Kyle Show guest, not the sharpest tool in the box
And this one
This teenager with a Boris Johnson tattoo on his leg
And this bloke with a massive Taggart tattoo on his back
This tireless firebrand
This dapper commuter
This London Underground passenger, aka the worst woman in the world
This weatherman, caught on camera giving someone the finger
This bold trendsetter, inventor of the “beardkini”
This exhibitionist
This political candidate
This guest on This Morning
This chap, who seems to be struggling with the concept of “trousers”
This Londoner pissing out the window of a moving bus
This old-timer
The hapless author of this letter to the editor
This optimist who spent £3000 on plastic surgery in a bid to look like Ryan Gosling
The One Direction fan responsible for this artistic tribute
This clairvoyant
This elected official
This baseball player
This worse-for-wear wedding guest
This motorist, whose parking skills leave a little to be desired
The author of this, the angriest Daily Mail reader letter ever written
This reveller
A man on the tube dressed as a tomato
And this parkour enthusiast
This fella, quite possibly the drunkest man in Britain
(Apart from this one)
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