An older man for Valentine’s Day.
Room for rent: The cupboard under the stairs.
“Hot, discrete shovel and go” fantasy.
Belly button lint: A collector’s dream.
Human-size hamster wheel.
Extremely “long tongue females.”
Live party ducks.
Table of solid wood.
Comic Con missed connection.
Shitty first date.
“Wake up with makeup with natural looking permanent makeup.”
Work of tart.
Anonymous impregnator of ladies.
Good times with Peanut.