You’re constantly looking for any excuse to take a break:
Your work station looks something like this:
You have frequent thoughts of violence:
You’re co-worker’s snarky comments have gotten out of hand:
The stupid office rules don’t make any sense:
Management refuses to pay for any office perks:
The petty office bickering is relentless:
This is your manager’s motto:
This time lapse animated GIF of time passing looks about right:
Your computer is a relic of pre-history:
You’re constantly having to clean up after your co-workers’ mistakes:
You daydream about breaking free and running away on a daily basis:
No one respects your personal property:
This is your mid-afternoon pick-me-up:
You’ve stopped caring about work performance:
And just started coasting by doing the bare minimum:
You pity the new employees that are getting hired:
You’ve found yourself falling asleep on the job:
And finally, you don’t have this guy’s amazing job title:
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