This mom desperate for a smoking buddy.
If you’re thinking, Aw, but it’s not even lit! go ahead and give yourself a “fail” too.
This partying pregnant lady.
Relax, people. I’m sure she’s taking her prenatal vitamins.
This nervous new dad.
Let’s hope they’re dyslexics and really wanted to name their kid “Alan.”
This Dad of the Year.
…and this dad who really need to re-read their car seat’s instruction manual.
The tl/dr of it: “Don’t do that.”
These parents who don’t even bother with a car seat.
This guy who treats his kid like a rag doll…
…and this woman who is almost certainly his wife.
This schmo who is guaranteed to be getting a whole lot of side-eye at the burrito joint.
This kid’s Maxim-subscribing dad…
…and this joker who makes the Maxim dad look good.
Turn around and grab the hammer, gorgeous.
This oblivious mom…
This oblivious dad…
And this oblivious couple.
It’s a hat trick of obliviousness!
This guy who really needs to put down the phone and check on his kid.
This know-it-all who told his son riding a bike is easy.
The fact his kid is wearing a helmet actually makes him the best parent on the list.
Whoever thought this was OK.
This soft-headed dad and his equally soft-headed wife.
And lastly, this basket case.
Now don’t you feel a whole lot better about yourself as a parent?