The first e-mail
Simply said the house was fine and he was cleaning the windows for me.
I really hope this one is shopped, he is a big guy so the proportions are correct
The second e-mail
He is a painter and decorator, he had offered to paint the house in my abscence.
"You did say you wanted pastel shades?"
" I saw a spider" caption changed courtesy of @ktm450 so please go and upvote some of his stuff