I said "nearly."
These fine point Skerples.
This skeptical margarine.
This violent baking soda.
This blast from the past.
This faux-lebrity perfume.
These very literal would-be Oreos.
And these totally boring ones.
This mediocre hair care system.
This budget iPhone.
This beloved childhood cartoon merch.
And this one.
And this one?
These ~sleazy~ candies.
This convenience store with an identity crisis.
And this coffee shop that just wants to do its own thing.
This collection of wannabe Mountain Dews.
And this plethora of Dr Peppers without doctorates.
This existential children’s game.
This game that just cannot.
This ice cream truck that only true connoisseurs would recognize as a fake.
his swashbuckling booze.
These indestructible pastries.
And these highly fancy ones.
This versatile meal.
This action franchise.
This coveted video game system.
This fine clothing/produce line.
And also this one.
This board that will tell you your whole damn future.