The people involved in this hand catastrophe:
This baseball player that forgot how to baseball:
This graduate:
This man and his itchy knee:
This CHOPPIN’ coach:
The guy who will forever be that guy who fell down in the background on live TV:
The perpetrators of the slipperiest hug ever:
The guy caught in the worst place at the WORST time:
This receiver of this pat on the head:
This person who will never wear another pair of heels in her life:
This girl who will never dance again:
This second-place winner:
The poor souls involved in this devastating handshake:
Taylor Swift when she learned about fire:
Anyone who had Spider-Man show up at the worst possible time:
Ryan Seacrest trying to high-five a blind guy:
Anyone and everyone with a difficult coat:
Anyone that’s had this terrifying thing happen to them on the subway:
Anyone fighting the brave battle against gum right now:
This raver:
The coach who will never chest bump again:
Or this guy who will never chest bump again:
This baby:
This guy:
The loneliest teletubby:
This lady who had a little accident:
And, of course, Avril Lavigne: