We’re too cool to use Celsius.
What is this “ananas” thing you speak of?
It’s called “world cup soccer,” people.
Only losers use the metric system.
We’re going to make things REAL confusing for you.
No big deal.
All of our cities are big. ‘Merica.
The cool kids hate the 24-hour clock.
Not to brag, but…
Because Internet forms know the most popular country
We also have tall buildings.
America also loves its gold.
USA! USA! USA! We’re the #1 Superbowl Champs.
But we’re not so special when it comes to baseball…
But we’ve got the moon covered.