Every year Oprah releases a list of her favourite things but it’s always a bit ridiculous. Here is a list of some really cool stuff you can actually use instead.
A little chair for a squirrel: $11.95
A Nicolas Cage pillowcase: $10.95
Three mini key chain–sized bottles of Sriracha: $15
A personalized video of a guy riding a bull and dancing to “Gangnam Style”: $5
An itty-bitty sad Keanu: $24.95
A portable Altoids speaker: $30
A paper towel holder with four USB ports: $49.95
A video of a Brit fellow singing “Happy Birthday” to you in a thong: $5
Tissues that look like $100 bills: $4.50
A tie with a hidden flask: $24.99
Salt made from human tears: ~$52
A Nintendo controller charging station: $32
A pillow shaped like an arm: $28.85
A shotgun that shoots salt water at flies, killing them instantly: $39.95
A goatee-shaving guide: $19.99
Handles that let you carry all of your groceries in at once: $9.99
A Ben & Jerry’s pint lock: $24.99
This fine art photograph of a Chihuahua on a chair wrapped in a blanket: $20
A Saint Ryan Gosling prayer candle: $9.99
A video of a rapping puppet that will deliver any message to you: $5
Pencils that say “Even artichokes have hearts”: $4.00
Authentic Roswell UFO Crash Site Soil: $12.95
A sloth climbing the Empire State Building shower curtain: $39.99
The “Pouring Made E-Z” pan attachment: $5.50
A speech from a person who will sexily motivate and threaten you with weapons: $5
A thing that turns your bathtub into a waterfall: $12.75
A video of a guy who will say anything you want while ironing in an HD video: $5
A rainbow night-light for your room: $47
A campfire panini maker: $25.99
A remote control snack holder: $54.99
Little dots that help you find things with your iPhone: $52.99
Edible gold spray paint: $12.99
A fork that vibrates when you overeat: ~$50
A person who will cast a spell for you: $5
A person who will be your girlfriend on Facebook for one week: $5
A guy who will do your math homework: $5
A person who will write your wedding vows for you: $5
The Veggetti (it turns any vegetable into spaghetti): $14.95
A remote control TV wand: $89.98
A horse-head squirrel feeder: $15
A pillow with a built-in speaker: $28.49
A shark with a frickin’ laser beam: $20.59
An emotional Drake necklace: $10
A money-eating face bank: $14.95
A hamper shaped like a laundry machine: $27.99
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