When I finally find an instrument I can play.
When I found out McDonald's is going to start serving breakfast all day.
When she compliments you on your "package".
The moment you realise you've outgrown your friends.
When my roommate is arguing with his gf in front of me and she says "Literally any man would be better than you, even your roommate".
When I ask my girlfriend for her passcode, and she replies 'our anniversary'.
When I accidentally type 'death with it' instead of 'deal with it'.
When the D "accidentally" goes from the V to the A.
When I'm at the club with my friends and my ex comes up to me and asks me to leave because it's "awkward" seeing me there.
When it’s your first threesome.
When you're "down under" and she farts in your face.
When I make a obscure reference in public and someone laughs.
When my ex drunk texts me that she'll blow me if I'll just take her back.
When the subway train starts moving and I see how long I can go without holding on.
