What if we turned back time on Donald Trump's age? 25-35 years ago--long before his head began resembling the tied end of a balloon--what did a young Trump look like?
As we start to go back in time, he does start to look different...
He looks much younger now, but one thing looks almost exactly the same...
...His hair. It. Never. Changes.
It's as if every morning he pulls a fresh head of hair out of his Trump-Head machine.
His hair is a little darker 25 years ago, but his mood is different too--it may just change color to match. The science is inconclusive.
Fashion comes and goes, but Donald Trump's hair is eternal--like an ocean, herpes, or the stars. When humanity is extinct, the last vestige of our existence may just be the hair pictured on the right.