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Things “Confucius Says” That Are Actually Pretty Wise (15 pics)

Posted in Random » Interesting   26 Sep 2015   / 6484 views

Confucius say… when your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.
Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.
Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.
Confucius say… if woman meet bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.
Confucius say… rarely it occurs to teenagers that day will come when they know as little as their parents.
Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.
Confucius say… drunk man's words are sober man's thoughts.
Confucius say… man who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.
Confucius say… man who behave like ass will be butt of those who crack jokes.
Confucius say… happiness is not destination, but manner of traveling.
Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.
Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.






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Cancamuso 1 year ago MARK AS SPAM
Confucius says: "Don't believe all the shit you read on the internet".
       














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