You have freedom in unlimited quantities.
The bed? The pillows? The blankets? All yours, baby.
...But if you're not down to get naked, nobody's going to sulk next to you all night for your decision, either.
You don't have to worry about splitting time between families over the holidays.
You don't have an extra person to spend money on.
You can sleep around with any sexy person who also wants to sleep around with sexy ol' you...
You can sign up for dating sites and laugh at all the screenshot-worthy messages that go along with them.
Nobody gets jealous that the hot new guy or girl from work friended you on Facebook.
You don't have to deal with all their stuff cluttering up your home.
The only junk taking up space on your DVR and Netflix is YOUR junk.
You don't have to pretend to like anyone's friends.
Your chances of impregnating someone or getting pregnant drop significantly now that you're not having so much sex.
The only disgusting habits you have to deal with are yours.
You have more time to spend with your besties and bros.
You can rock out to all the fun songs about being single.
There are exactly zero debates over what and where you're eating.
There is practically no chance of being mentioned in mushy relationship-related social media posts.
When planning a trip, you only need to factor in your schedule and budget.
You can fall asleep in peace instead of suffering through any sweaty cuddling sessions
Nobody acts like you "belong" to anyone else
You can get excited about finding someone you're ACTUALLY meant to be with.
But until that moment comes along, you are totally content to just do the your name here thing.
