MoGuard: the moustache drinking protector.
These soft-toy pants that you just couldn’t resist after a bottle of wine
These Freddie Mercury coasters purchased after a night of singing Bohemian Rhapsody and realising you don’t have any Freddie memorabilia.
This toaster than only makes hot dogs, purchased because at 4 am, this is a necessity.
Pogs, because you reminisced with your school friends about how awesome pogs were.
This stuffed squirrel bought because someone needs to guard your house when you’re away.
These pillows, bought in a shameful moment of gin-induced loneliness.
This Cheshire Cat mannequin, because it’s less creepy after you slammed a couple of cocktails.
This game that you KNEW your friends would love tomorrow.
This tote bag that tells the world how you feel.
These life-sized cut-outs of all the world’s most important people.
These placemats that you got during a beer-filled Jurassic park screening.
The dog dinosaur suit that you purchased on the same night…
The strawberry cat house you purchased because a few glasses of wine into the night it was just too cute!
This t-shirt that was everything you wanted last night
This artwork that you thought was genius after a few rum shots.
This sweater, purchased after coming home from a boozy night and realising your cat was all you had.
...Why did anyone ever think it would be a good idea to wake up to this every morning?
This was a really important 3:30 a.m. purchase...
Candy blocks seem like a GREAT idea while drunk.
After a couple hours at the pub, the logic "IT COULD RAIN AT ANY MOMENT" seems valid.
They were watching Jaws, can you blame 'em?
The intent of this purchase was clearly conceived after a couple cold ones.
I don't have to be drunk for you to convince me that this was a crucial purchase.