The “My Dad Is A Lawyer And He’s Going To Sue You” Outfit:
The “I Play Soccer So I Got This Haircut” Outfit:
The “White Girl During Fall” Outfit:
The “Goes To High School Parties In His 20s” Outfit:
The “I’ve Probably Said ‘Go Back To Your Country’ To Someone” Outfit:
The “I’d Like To Speak To The Manager” Outfit:
The “Just Got Back From Vacation In Middle School” Outfit:
The “Basic Suburban Dad” Outfit:
The “Basic Boy” Outfit:
The “Little Cousin Who Always Asks If You’ve Got Games On Your Phone” Outfit:
The “Emo Kid In Middle School” Outfit:
The “I Have A Different Lanyard For Each Day Of The Week” Outfit:
The “I Play Lacrosse” Outfit:
The “I Yell At My Wife In Public” Outfit:
The “Just Reminded The Teacher That They Forgot To Collect Homework” Outfit:
The “Every Hipster Dude Who’s Into Bon Iver” Outfit:
The “Middle School Badass” Outfit:
The “I Only Hang Out In School Parking Lots” Outfit:
The “That One Kid In Middle School” Outfit:
The “Literally Every Dude Has This Haircut” Outfit:
The “Dad On The Fourth Of July” Outfit:
The “That One Cool Teacher” Outfit:
The “My Name Is Probably Chad” Outfit:
And the outfit that describes us all: