This kid is clearly going places.
Is this the real life?
Food isn’t allowed in the living room. His tablet isn’t allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit.
I let my 3-year-old make her own dinner. She put candy corn on top of cold pizza. The apprentice has become the master.
All of a sudden, he made sense of the world.
Find someone who looks at you the way this little boy looks at potatoes.
Made my kid put green apple Japanese Hi-Chews on his Cinnamon Toast Crunch because fruit.
I brought in a cake for my nephew’s class on his birthday. His response: "What for? I don’t like any of these kids."
Me: Who broke the end table?!
5-year-old: I’m pretty sure it was always like that.
This kid asked me for some Skittles, but I had just finished them, so he stared at me like this the entire flight.
My 11-year-old’s birthday card to me.
This guy dressed up as his mother and tried to get his phone back.
There’s a kid snorkeling in this town fountain. I’m done.
My 3yo “accidentally“ unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don’t worry, he ”fixed" it.
I did my 6-year-old niece’s makeup...then let her do mine....
When you’re not hungry for the whole pizza, but you still don’t want to share. 4yo life hack.
This baby is a whole 7 minutes old and already fed up with life.
