“The store selling fake video game boxes so parents can prank their own kids.”
When you are a responsible adult who recycles but still kind of a bad person.
“He needed a photo for his resume and didn’t have a jacket, so we had to improvise.”
“My lock screen is purrfect for two minutes a day.”
“If you shave you’ll look years younger...”
“I visited a friend at her lab today. Her coworkers make people wear ‘The Box of Shame’ when they tell bad jokes or ask stupid questions.”
“I’m on vacation this week so I snuck in late Sunday night and set this up.”
When your owner loves jokes.
“So many people are falling for this.”
“My grandpa took this bottle out and said, ’I take these for my gambling addiction.’ ”
“There’s an escaped murderer near where I live, so I texted my parents to see if they are ok, they sent me this...”
“When libraries read their visitors’ minds.”
Turns out wet, shredded and clumped up toilet paper rolls look like shit.
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