A padded bra makes for effective fireworks earmuffs.
How to keep calm in a traffic jam:
Trying to swim for the first time:
“Don’t forget your lunch!”
Yes, it’s a nicotine patch.
One student, more or less.
The ultimate guide to sleeping in class.
The most productive way to spend your first class of the day.
When no one can know that you ate all the chocolate:
The first day of school, this kid wore a suit and had a briefcase. The only thing inside was a gameboy with Pokemon. You sir, are a bad ass.
When your school dress-code is against fashion:
Maybe now teachers will choose their words more carefully.