This might be an oldie of the day, but it’s still fun.

You need to read this. You know how you meet bizarre people in chats, start talking with them when suddenly they strike you with their weird questions and so on. Well, the best thing to do is to start joking till they get that you’re messing around with them. It may not be the most productive thing of the day you’d do, but at least you’ll have some laughs
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