WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds (19 pics)

Posted in RANDOM       3 May 2011       13594       15 GALLERY VIEW

There are some weird books out there.

 

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There were three of us...

We were born in August ...

Mom has already had four kittens in May.... There were too many of us...

That’s why fishermen put us in the bag and sailed in the open sea with us.

Then they threw us into the sea to drown us...

But a catshark smelled us and tore the bag apart with its teeth.

It ate my brother, then my sister... As the shark was already full, it shoved me into a secluded place, where it could come back later to eat me.

From its push, all the water poured out of my stomach.Then I recovered and saw that I was still alive...

And I was the only living thing on a ship - a ghost ship.

I took the pants from the first skeleton, from the second one I took his shirt and from the third – his gun.When the catshark came back, I shot it and ate it.

The shark was delicious and I became strong.

With a stomach full of shark and one lung full of air, I rushed to the sunlight ... It wasn’t too far from the beach.

I walked past the tourists towards the train station.

I bought a ticket for three ducats which were valid for the whole Germany ...

I have been travelling for three days in that train. Then got off the train, wandered the streets and got to one house.

I pushed the right button. You open the door. How wonderful. Here I am.




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chtrox 13 year s ago
its absolutly crazy to let children read that
       
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Lea 2 year s ago
chtrox,

It is not written for children.
       
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samman 13 year s ago
Well that's actually more realistic then a proper children's book so kudos.
       
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lolipop 13 year s ago
ooooooo
       
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scout 13 year s ago
The author - F.K.Waechter - actually was a satirical artist. You couldn't guess if he was serious or not...
       
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Mr_K 13 year s ago
The book is pretty F***ed up...
       
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adfgkldj 13 year s ago
so i shot it and ate it.... LOL
       
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Tarzan 13 year s ago
certainly not for kids...
       
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heywood jablowme 13 year s ago
wow that cat is pretty hardcore.
       
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bertha_2_2 13 year s ago
I want it.
       
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lolzz 13 year s ago
A nice happy end!
       
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mangosteeen 13 year s ago
So when will they plan to turn it into a movie?

Would be Academy winner easily...
       
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hate2google 13 year s ago
as 4 said... it's made to be WTF.

all his books are like that...check Amaz0n(dot)DE
       
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rt 13 year s ago
Da bin ich
       
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Boris 13 year s ago
Not a childrens book by the way but a graphic novel.
       
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