WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds (19 pics)

Posted in RANDOM       3 May 2011       12564       14

There are some weird books out there.

 

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1 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

There were three of us...

2 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

We were born in August ...

3 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

Mom has already had four kittens in May.... There were too many of us...

4 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

That’s why fishermen put us in the bag and sailed in the open sea with us.

5 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

Then they threw us into the sea to drown us...

6 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds
7 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

But a catshark smelled us and tore the bag apart with its teeth.

8 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

It ate my brother, then my sister... As the shark was already full, it shoved me into a secluded place, where it could come back later to eat me.

9 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

From its push, all the water poured out of my stomach.Then I recovered and saw that I was still alive...

10 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

And I was the only living thing on a ship - a ghost ship.

11 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

I took the pants from the first skeleton, from the second one I took his shirt and from the third – his gun.When the catshark came back, I shot it and ate it.

12 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

The shark was delicious and I became strong.

13 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

With a stomach full of shark and one lung full of air, I rushed to the sunlight ... It wasn’t too far from the beach.

14 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

I walked past the tourists towards the train station.

15 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

I bought a ticket for three ducats which were valid for the whole Germany ...

16 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

I have been travelling for three days in that train. Then got off the train, wandered the streets and got to one house.

17 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

I pushed the right button. You open the door. How wonderful. Here I am.

18 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds
19 WTF German Book for 5-Year-Olds

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chtrox 9 year s ago
its absolutly crazy to let children read that
       
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samman 9 year s ago
Well that's actually more realistic then a proper children's book so kudos.
       
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lolipop 9 year s ago
ooooooo
       
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scout 9 year s ago
The author - F.K.Waechter - actually was a satirical artist. You couldn't guess if he was serious or not...
       
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Mr_K 9 year s ago
The book is pretty F***ed up...
       
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adfgkldj 9 year s ago
so i shot it and ate it.... LOL
       
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Tarzan 9 year s ago
certainly not for kids...
       
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heywood jablowme 9 year s ago
wow that cat is pretty hardcore.
       
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bertha_2_2 9 year s ago
I want it.
       
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lolzz 9 year s ago
A nice happy end!
       
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mangosteeen 9 year s ago
So when will they plan to turn it into a movie?

Would be Academy winner easily...
       
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hate2google 9 year s ago
as 4 said... it's made to be WTF.

all his books are like that...check Amaz0n(dot)DE
       
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rt 9 year s ago
Da bin ich
       
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Boris 9 year s ago
Not a childrens book by the way but a graphic novel.
       
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