Admit it: many things from the course of school study are completely useless.
How to write in cursive
How to drop an egg from a five-story building without breaking it
How to climb a rope
How to play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder
How to make the most badass erupting volcano
How to find a book using the card catalogue system
How to use long division
Memorizing the periodic table of elements
How to forge a river on the Oregon Trail
Memorizing the preamble to the U.S. Constitution
How to spell boobs on a calculator
How to do the limbo
Reciting the state capitals
How to make a potato battery
Learning to sing in a round
How to make a Cat's Cradle
How to make paper snowflakes
How to make a cootie catcher
How to play foursquare
How to do the Macarena
How to keep a Tamagotchi alive
How to make papier mache anything
How to make a shoebox diorama
How to care for a fake infant egg
How to grow a plant in a wet paper towel
How to line up by height
How to color in the lines
Latin
Memorizing all of the presidents in order
How to navigate the Encyclopaedia Brittanica
How to find arrowheads
How to say 'no' to drugs
How to put a condom on a phallic fruit
How to differentiate between different types of dinosaurs
How to cite a source using MLA
How to build a styrofoam solar system
How to extract liquid from a pouch
How to use WordArt for fancy fonts
How to write poetry
How to make an acrostic
How to write a book report
How to jump out of the back of a bus
Let's face it: If your bus is on fire, you get the fuck out however you can.
How to decorate for a dance
How to sell worthless coupon books
How to scratch and sniff
Have you ever tried scratching and sniffing someone in real life? Yeah, they don't like when you do that.
How to care for your Pokemon cards
Dude, your prized holographic Charizard card is worth like 15 cents.
How to make a tornado in a soda bottle
How to spell
Just spell check it, duh!
I could elaborate on almost every school subject, but this would take hours.