Things You’ve Learned in School but Will Hardly Ever Need (48 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       12 Sep 2012       15523       9 GALLERY VIEW

Admit it: many things from the course of school study are completely useless.

 

How to write in cursive

How to drop an egg from a five-story building without breaking it

How to climb a rope

How to play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder

How to make the most badass erupting volcano

How to find a book using the card catalogue system

How to use long division

Memorizing the periodic table of elements

How to forge a river on the Oregon Trail

Memorizing the preamble to the U.S. Constitution

How to spell boobs on a calculator

How to do the limbo

Reciting the state capitals

How to make a potato battery

Learning to sing in a round

How to make a Cat's Cradle

How to make paper snowflakes

How to make a cootie catcher

How to play foursquare

How to do the Macarena

How to keep a Tamagotchi alive

How to make papier mache anything

How to make a shoebox diorama

How to care for a fake infant egg

How to grow a plant in a wet paper towel

How to line up by height

How to color in the lines

Latin

Memorizing all of the presidents in order

How to navigate the Encyclopaedia Brittanica

How to find arrowheads

How to say 'no' to drugs

How to put a condom on a phallic fruit

How to differentiate between different types of dinosaurs

How to cite a source using MLA

How to build a styrofoam solar system

How to extract liquid from a pouch

How to use WordArt for fancy fonts

How to write poetry

How to make an acrostic

How to write a book report

How to jump out of the back of a bus

Let's face it: If your bus is on fire, you get the fuck out however you can.

How to decorate for a dance

How to sell worthless coupon books

How to scratch and sniff

Have you ever tried scratching and sniffing someone in real life? Yeah, they don't like when you do that.

How to care for your Pokemon cards

Dude, your prized holographic Charizard card is worth like 15 cents.

How to make a tornado in a soda bottle

How to spell

Just spell check it, duh!



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Female 12 year s ago
#25 is useful for those who said yes to drugs.....
       
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OMG 12 year s ago
If you didn't learn anything of those lessons, you are a stupid simpleton.
       
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Beautiful 12 year s ago
Thankfully us euros only do a couple of these things.
       
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Merica 12 year s ago
This is why the world hates 'mericans
       
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User201 12 year s ago
#48 meant Cool at the end ! read it again !
       
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Labour 12 year s ago
Learning how to plant seeds in a wet paper towel is a useful experience for the budding pot dealer who wants to grow his own farm one day.
       
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Odd 12 year s ago
Oddly enough people that struggled with simple tasks like that in school, struggle even more with common sence now....
       
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Chrischan 12 year s ago
The statement of Beautiful is a perfect example, why Europe is going down the drain. In Europe, you don't receive knowledge in schools, but earn "competences". Example: My geography lessons where packed with stuff like why the Sahel is drying or where the trade winds blow. Might be useful knowledge, but I had to teach myself the capitals of european countries or the names of the German low mountain ranges or German rivers.
I could elaborate on almost every school subject, but this would take hours.
       
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Krull777 12 year s ago
#26 Yes you do use this. Lining up from tallest to shortest (or vice versa) is something we commonly do in the military.
       
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