“When your boss says to just add subtitles already.”
“Wife asked me to put all the TP we bought in the basket.”
“The girlfriend asked me to shovel a path to the garage.”
“Local flat earth group had a meet-up at a friend’s bar. He reserved them a very special table.”
When the school district doesn’t allow Halloween costumes.
“HOA cites homeowner for trash cans visible from street. Homeowner erects a privacy fence.”
“Asked my husband to put the pillowcases on the pillows.”
Company’s Policy: “All beverages must be in a cup with a straw”