Yes, Your Partner Is A Monster… (17 PICS + 2 GIFS)

Posted in PICTURES       18 Nov 2020       2454       5

“How my girlfriend eats”

“My toothpaste vs My girlfriend’s toothpaste”

“My husband, refusing to use a bigger pot to warm up his tomato soup”
“The way my boyfriend cuts his pizza to avoid cutting the pepperoni”
“My husband ’helping’ by consolidating all of our pasta”

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“Every time my boyfriend eats cereal, he eats until there are only a few flakes left floating in the milk, then he pours that out into the sink, and leaves it there for me to clean up.”
“How my boyfriend uses the bathroom hamper”
“My socket set after my son used it”
“The half a Kit-Kat my wife left me”
“My wife finally using the bag clips I bought”
“Ladies and gentlemen, my sister...”
“I married a person who does this.”
“My grandparents have never cleaned their remote.”
“Wanted to make a nice meal. My roommate’s habits had other plans.”
“My mom just asked me why her new headphones are not working.”
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“I made banana bread, and my girlfriend took the first slice. . .”
“How my son eats his pizza”
“Wife likes to store things in the oven... I don’t. Because I don’t think to check before I turn it on.”
“My husband used my favorite knife as a garden tool.”


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Greg 1 weeks ago
Selfishness isn't funny when you suffer it's touch day in and day out. It's the little things that make life worth living, right? It's also why people finally lose it.
       
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Frankie 1 weeks ago
#4 he's brill!
       
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Eliphalel 1 weeks ago
#8 That would be the last time I would let my son use my socket set and would tell him to buy his own.
       
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Kate 1 weeks ago
Eliphalel,

I'd get some 3 in one, a rag, q-tips and have him clean and wipe each piece and put each part back into it's place and then I'd ground him from my tools for 2 weeks. Behavior correct is the proper method, but I'd advise against trying to ground your spouse ha ha. Things like these are why I live alone.
       
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Peg 1 week ago
#6 He got a mommy not a girlfriend. Pouring out the milk is like pouring the milk before the cereal. 35
       
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