"My Cousin Is The Toughest Pole I Know. I'm Just Carrying On An Old Family Tradition"
"Red Lights, Stop Signs I Still See Your Face In The White Cars, Front Yards Can't Drive Past The Places We Used To Go To 'Cause I Still Freaking Love You, Babe, Ooh"
"Thanks For Pointing It Out. There's One In Every Family. Two In Mine, Actually. And They Always Manage To Ruin Special Occasions."
"Some People Got Jokes But I’ve Got The Punchline. Just Wait Sir, Your Time Will Come And You Can Adjust That!"
"I'm On A Roll, With All The Cars I Know- The Other Poles Don't Got To Know- I Know They Wanna Hit That! 7/20/2020"
"I Like That Boom Boom Pow"
"Rollin With My Homies. 5-8-2020"
"The Pole Strikes Again"
"Fly High 02/12/2020"
"Tapped That 02/19/2020"
"Uh, Social Distancing, Ma'am. Rip 6/2/2020 Cause Of Death: Covid-19"
I suppose the owner of the lot should have marked these 2 parking spots for smaller rigs only, but it's still the fault of the driver for having poor judgement and being careless.
And gm vehicles