“Dane Cook. Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him. “I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days.” Stuff like that.”
Dontneedanything
“Kanye West. I used to spam him the same message 30-50 times every single day saying “why are you p****** on the grammy when you can take a fat, smelly s@#t on it instead?”.”
atluck
“William Shatner. I tweeted him “What’s goin on, Slick Willy?”. Apparently, he does not like being called Slick Willy lmao”
SteveTheHitman
“Elon Musk blocked me on twitter back when ESA landed on that asteroid, I asked him how he felt that we finally made contact with his species.”
AcidicPlague
“Kevin Hart. I said/ typed pineapple 1727 times.”
peanutsfordarwin
“Chance the rapper blocked me after his latest album came out because I commented “this s@#t is dookie”. About 600 likes on the comment in an hour. Then I was blocked. Still blocked :(“
yungbelk
“Not a celebrity but Ford blocked me on Twitter cuz I kept asking them to bring the crown Victoria back.”
Pinkthrowaway97
“Triple H on instagram. I dont even follow wrestling. I got drunk one night and tried to start a rumour triple H only has 3 fingers on his right hand. I did some poorly photoshopped stuff and posted it on wrestling forums. Then I followed up for a few weeks on forums and then everytime I would drink I would get on his instagram and start typing things like “prove to the fans you have all your fingers” or “why have you betrayed us all for so long with these secrets” or “f@#k you triple H” (really I have no idea why I focus on him). Anyway after about 2 months of this it got the point where I was blocked. That’s my story.”
swankystairs
“Kelly Ripa. The best part is I worked for her studio at ABC for years and was never caught trolling her. She is actually a pretty decent human being but has made life annoying at times.”
725M4
“Bobby Flay ! I tweeted that he looked like Randy from peewees playhouse :/”
Awkward_Truth4703
“Not a celebrity but Harbor Freight. When I commented that their pipe inspection cameras are good for home colonoscopies.”
Smithme2g
“I remember someone saying they got blocked by Hulk Hogan for telling him he doesn’t need to sign his tweets off with HH.”
BrochachoYT
“Many years ago, I did a REALLY bad photoshop of Bill Murray and I by the Hollywood sign. Posted it on his Facebook, and I was blocked. I still love you Billy… :)”
auntlola
“Joel Osteen. I posted in his facebook that he was the best stand up comedian of our generation.”
ballplayer0025
“I told Janoris Jenkins that he was burnt toast and couldn’t cover me. He still can’t cover but he knows how to block apparently.”
fortunewookiee11
“Julius Randle blocked me on my old Twitter bc I called him a fat beyblade.”
ElonMuskIs_God
“Mercedes got mad at me when I asked if they could get me a new transmission for my Tiger Tank or build me a V2 rocket.”
Bigdogj
“My brother was blocked by Josh Peck on Twitter. Josh posted a weird Chipotle ad he did and my brother commented, ‘wtf are you doing?'”
Firestarhk
“Dr. Phil has me blocked on Instagram for commenting ‘I wanna run my teeth through your mustache.’”
danimalscrunchers
“Dane Cook blocked me on Twitter. He tweeted something along the lines of, “Sometimes no matter what you do, you can’t win.” And I replied “Did you make another movie?” Insta-blocked.”
igivefreetickles
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