“I asked my husband to pick up some tampons while he was out and he sent me this photo. I’m scared.”
When your wife knows how to scare you with a single question:
“It’s still the best April Fool’s prank I’ve ever performed on my wife. I broke our old car window, rolled her window down, scattered glass around the vehicle, and staged the area. She wasn’t amused.”
You should always think twice before saying anything.
Retirement goals
“I annoy my wife by doing this every time she posts a landscape photo.”
A dog becomes a full-fledged family member over time.
Not everyone is capable of adopting new technology.
“My wife has had this photo frame hanging on the wall for too long without any pictures in it. Tonight, after she went to sleep, I decided to take this matter into my own hands.”
“My wife got the cat food and coffee beans mixed up this morning.”
Double standards in all their glory
When your significant other has a very specific sense of humor:
“My husband asked me to heat up the croissant because he wanted it very crunchy. I guess I nailed it.”
“A friend’s note to her husband this morning”
Revenge can be especially sweet when you’re married.
“I turned 40 today. My wife surprised me with one of those online balloon delivery services. I asked her why there were 2 question marks next to ’I love you’ on the card. She replied, ’It was supposed to be hearts.’”
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