“Congrats To The Neighbor Below For The New Chandelier”
"We Were Looking At Houses In Baltimore This Weekend And Came Across This Gem. There Is No Mirror In The Middle, It's A Completely Symmetrical Bathroom That 2 People Can Use The Toilet In At The Same Time"
"Landlord Hung The Microwave, This Is As Far As It Opens Before Hitting The Wall"
"My Friend's Under-The-Stairs "Bathroom" Where The Toilet Is Diagonal And Partially Installed Into The Carpeted Wall"
"Wait, You Wanted The Water Taps *inside* The Shower?"
"One Closet. 6 Feet Above The Ground And No Stairs To Get To It. Why"
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1: Wait until your significant other has gone to bed.
2: Strip completely naked.
2: Go sit on the toilet.
3: Stare them straight in the eye while taking the mother of all dumps.
You have now asserted dominance.
So, what, you only get to drop a load, at the end of a load?