“This window in a local library that goes into a creek.”
“Morning frost surviving sunrise by hiding in shadows at school playground.”
"That’s a big @$$ sour patch kid."
“I have an unopened box of survival supplies for a bomb shelter from 1962. Packed 59 years ago.”
“My dishwasher has a spot specifically for chopsticks.”
“There is a sharing point for walking sticks at the beginning of my favourite hiking path.”
“Asked the movie theater if I could have the leftover popcorn and they gave me this massive bag filled with popcorn.”
“Neighbors just cut a path through their tree to accommodate sidewalk.”
“My dad burnt a pancake so bad it camouflages with the black pan.”
“My mom gave me her vintage Crockpot from the 70s.”
“Saw a little car that only fits one person and only has one headlight.”
“I got these Mega Smarties for my birthday, and decided to do a size comparison with normal Smarties.”
“The store by my new house still sells candy cigarettes.”
“My 10 trillion dollar zimbabwe bank note i use as a book mark”
“My dad’s shooting script from the set of Dirty Harry.”
“This axe left on top of a frozen creek, now an inch under ice.”
“My dad found a face as the pocket of his pepperoni pizza pants.”
“Got an octuple cheeze-it.”
“This airplane designed to look like a whale.”
No it isn't designed to look like a whale. It's designed to move large Airbus aircraft parts around. And then painted to look like a whale....
It's an Airbus Beluga, as in Beluga whale, which the shape of the aircraft bears resemblance to. It's original name was Airbus Super Transporter, but people started calling it the Beluga, and the name got so much traction that Airbus officially adopted it and renamed the model. It's a MASSIVE airplane, used to transport anything that's too big or too heavy for regular sized aircraft to take care of. It's successor, the Beluga XL, entered service last year, and have so far been used for the sole purpose of moving aircraft parts to where they need to go.
“Saw a little car that fits ONLY one person and has ONLY one headlight.”
# 12 NOT SMARTER!! Just a pathetic, very average CONTROL FREAK!
Yes I know, Mommy said she is very proud of you!!
Expertly tested by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear!
They taste bigger.